I am so completely not a redhead

I have to start with something important, a message to Mr Philosophy Punk:

I am so completely not a redhead! I did have blue hair for a month or two.



And I must confess that I was born with a hint of ginger. I know this because my mother cut my hair the day I was born and she still keeps that hair to this day in a little box in her kitchen drawer. During my youth I was usually described as blonde. The hair has however darkened (and thinned sadly) as I have made my journey through life. At this point I would describe my hair as fair. A less favourable description might be mousey. But it is completely not, and absolutely never has been red.



Just needed to clear that up.

Other things that appear to have happened today:

The Spice Girls tour is over, and they each made about £10 million. NIce woirk if you can get it.

Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch is likely to be auctioned off next month as he can't pay his bills. Maybe one of the Spice Girls will buy it.

Boy George has denied chaining a male escort tot he wall of his London flat.

Prince Harry has been fighting in Afghanistan, of course he has.